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freshwithdepth: Be still my beating womb. I hope im having a...

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 20:36:05 -0400

freshwithdepth:

Be still my beating womb.

I hope im having a boy, im totally stealing this look!

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Thu, 27 Oct 2011 09:00:51 -0400

Baby bean at 5 weeks Its just a sack, really. But in 2 more...

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 02:42:37 -0400

Baby bean at 5 weeks

Its just a sack, really. But in 2 more weeks there will be a detectable heart beat. Right now our bean is the size of the tip of a ball point pen!

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Wed, 12 Oct 2011 23:44:35 -0400

whatifweddings: Marriage From A Kid’s Perspective 1. HOW DO...

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 10:00:48 -0400

whatifweddings:

Marriage From A Kid’s Perspective

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you’re stuck with.– Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
— Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
— Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON

Both don’t want any more kids.
– Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
— Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they’re rich.
— Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with
that.
– - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
– - Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
— Anita, age 9

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is…

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
— Ricky, age 10

So cute!

Ode To The Absent-Minded Dreamer: To Future Generations:

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 21:21:58 -0400

Ode To The Absent-Minded Dreamer: To Future Generations::

freshwithdepth:

To Future Generations

Read the newspaper or a magazine or something that is on paper. Don’t let the whole ‘print journalism is dying!’ bullshit come true because sometimes dying newspaper jokes can be really funny. Also, if you stare a a computer screen too much you’ll either gain…

Love this.

whatifweddings: Seriously loving those bridesmaids...

Mon, 05 Sep 2011 13:56:51 -0400

whatifweddings:

Seriously loving those bridesmaids dresses!

These bouquets are adorable!

stefansistersbridal: Today at The Stefan Sisters Blog ”Sparkly...

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 11:45:53 -0400

stefansistersbridal:

Today at The Stefan Sisters Blog ”Sparkly Ring Finger”

Visit us for more!

Love love love! Think ill do this to my nails today!

Nice pic

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 21:39:35 -0400

Nice pic

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Mon, 29 Aug 2011 01:10:24 -0400

i. love. these.

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 01:07:29 -0400

i. love. these.

Becoming a fan of the long rectangular tbls opposed to the round...

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 14:43:40 -0400

Becoming a fan of the long rectangular tbls opposed to the round ones.

Who?

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 02:47:29 -0400

What defines who we really are inside? Are we comfortable with ourselves? Do we hide beneath a veil of uncertainty because of our insecurities and flaws?

Yessswhatifweddings: The more I see broach bouquets the more I...

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 02:28:48 -0400

Yesss

whatifweddings:

The more I see broach bouquets the more I want one!

whatifweddings: dearjackdearfriend: ebreez3: jazzie222: melvi...

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 02:28:08 -0400

whatifweddings:

dearjackdearfriend:

ebreez3:

jazzie222:

melvinisdope:

screamitinbed:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

Exactly.

this

Seriously, I love this and all the notes below.

Wondering if I should do assigned seating at our...

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 02:23:04 -0400

Wondering if I should do assigned seating at our reception….

Anyway, these flowers are beautiful!

Goodmorning! when your alarm goes off, what is your...

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 10:20:48 -0400

Goodmorning!

when your alarm goes off, what is your reaction? -do you hit the snooze for five more min of sleep? -do you acutally wake up and get out of bed? -or are you already awake when it goes off?

I get up before my alarm, then set it 30min later than the original time, then I lay back down and enjoy my extra 45min.

Wake up! Do something positive today!

Movies…it makes the day go by faster!

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 16:24:57 -0400

Movies…it makes the day go by faster!

This!

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 11:49:28 -0400

This!

Late. Passed the test, I wish I failed. Took it again, but you cant fail one of these on...

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 09:04:36 -0400

Late. Passed the test, I wish I failed. Took it again, but you cant fail one of these on purpose.

Should I tell him? I did. But I didnt wanna be no mama. Take care of it.

Scared girlfriend by my side, I signed in.

Still time to turn around, go home, think it over.

Yet I sit. cold, leather seats filled with previously innocent souls and even more innocence lies within.

We wait. put this under your tounge No water, just let it dissolve.

No turning back now. innocence will be forced out of you, you didnt want it.

Pain, crushing my soul and dizzying cramping gets intense as the clock ticks. The clock ticks slowly.

They call my name, me. Slowly, rising from the cold leather seat, weaker than before.

Lay back. I did.

My womb was robbed, and I allowed them to do it.

“return to sender” It might as well been labeled that. instead, a red container- Biohazard.

Adulterer Fornicator Murderer

The deed was done. scarred from the aftermath Because noone Told me it would be So Hard.

Hard to forgive and forget.

Now all I wish for is a second chance. Try me again, God. Ill be a good mom, I promise.

Send me an angel Again.

-abortion is not easy and not recommended. Knowing what I know now, I would have never done it. Please dont ever encourage an abortion. The best thing you can do for someone thinking of one, is pray for them and be there.

Choose Life <3